Flat-Pack Furniture: Love It or Hate It – I’ll Build It

Flat-pack furniture. You either love the challenge — or you’d rather watch paint dry.

Whether it’s an IKEA wardrobe, a garden bench from B&Q, or a kid’s bunk bed with instructions longer than the actual bed 😂, one thing’s for sure: not everyone wants to spend their Saturday trying to work out which screw goes where...and why you always seem to have screws left over!!

That’s where I come in.

🛠️ No Fuss, No Frustration

I offer flat-pack furniture assembly across Northampton, Milton Keynes and surrounding towns. Whether it’s big, bulky, fiddly or just plain awkward, I’ll get it done quickly and correctly — and with far less swearing.

Over the years, I’ve built:

• Wardrobes, chests of drawers, and beds

• Office desks and bookshelves

• Outdoor tables, benches and sheds

• TV units, sideboards and dining sets

I’ve seen it all — missing parts, mystery instructions, and even the odd upside-down drawer (don’t worry, I fixed it).

💡 Why Use a Handyman for Flat-Pack?

• I bring all the right tools – including the odd one that the manual didn’t mention

• I know the shortcuts and the pitfalls – so nothing gets overtightened or stripped

• You don’t need to lift a thing – I’ll unpack it, build it, and place it where you want it

• I’ll always tidy up after myself. Full stop.

So if you’ve got flat-pack waiting to be built (or still sitting in the box from Christmas), drop me a message. I’ll get it sorted while you put the kettle on.